Slytherin Texts from Last Night #14
(901): oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
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Twentysomething.
Living the Slytherin appreciation life in NYC and South Florida.
~ Monday, September 24 ~
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~ Monday, September 3 ~
Slytherin Texts from Last Night #11
(310): Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself.
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~ Tuesday, August 14 ~
Slytherin Texts from Last Night #8
(610): You’d be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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~ Monday, August 6 ~
Slytherin Texts from Last Night #7
(816): im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death.
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~ Sunday, July 29 ~
Slytherin Texts from Last Night #6
(208): Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don’t like those options.
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~ Monday, July 23 ~
Slytherin Texts from Last Night #5
(865): I’ve fallen from my one moral pedestal.
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~ Sunday, July 15 ~
Slytherin Texts from Last Night #4
(678): I’ll always be here to give you immoral support.
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~ Monday, July 2 ~
Slytherin Texts from Last Night #3
(360): well I already know I’m going to hell, at this point it’s really go big or go home.
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~ Friday, June 29 ~
Slytherin Texts from Last Night #2
(248): It’s fine…I’ve done worse things to better people
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~ Wednesday, June 13 ~
Slytherin Texts from Last Night #1
(607): Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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