Slytherin Texts From Last Night #38

(515): I really really need to have an out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I’m doing with my life.

Slytherin Texts From Last Night #36

(313): Of all the things that can be stripped of me i’ll be damned if it’s my vanity.

Slytherin Texts From Last Night #35

(424): Update: I may or may not be in a cult
(424): Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult.

Slytherin Texts From Last Night #34

(412): I didn’t punch him it was just love coming out of my fist.

Slytherin Texts From Last Night #33

(479): Big girls don’t cry they get day drunk.

Slytherin Texts From Last Night #32

(215): im in the post action - pre consequence stage.

Slytherin Texts From Last Night #31

(774): There’s a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys.

Slytherin Texts From Last Night #30

(814): For the record, just because I’m a mess doesn’t mean I don’t know what I’m talking about when I give you advice. I’m way better at other people’s lives.

Slytherin Texts From Last Night #29

(810): I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire

Slytherin Texts From Last Night #28

(417): So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?